DBSK Goes Hard

REQUIRED VIEWING BEFORE READING THIS POST (not an endorsement of Trump):

 

(Setting: TVXQ and JYJ come together to bring us this after-split tune)

DBSK goes hard

DBSK goes HARD HARD

If we were soft we would not have gotten this far

DBSK goes

HARD

DBSK goes

HARD

DBSK goes HARD

(Older K-pop fan) I’m familiar

Yes, you are

 

And we say “sit down everybody”

And they (newer K-pop fans) don’t sit down

They refuse to sit down (“DBSK, who?”)

They don’t sit down

“Sit down everybody”

And they don’t sit down

They refuse to sit down

They don’t sit down

(Sit down)

Sit down

(Sit down)

Sit down

(Sit down)

(down)

They refuse to sit down

They don’t sit down

 

If we don’t go all the way

If we don’t win

It’ll be a mistake

A complete waste of energy 

And money

And money

And money

And money

And money

Money, Money

We don’t look back

And say “I wish I didn’t do this or that”

(About the lawsuit decisions) We’re not stupid

It’s a fact

The thing that gets us in trouble is throwing the first verbal or physical punch

More killer than the netizens

We repeat

We respond to what they did to us

We’re gonna fight back

It’s not a one-way street

 

DBSK goes hard

DBSK goes HARD HARD

If we were soft we would not have gotten this far

DBSK goes

HARD

DBSK goes

HARD

DBSK goes HARD

(Older K-pop fan) I’m familiar

Yes, you are are

 

(Me) Some have suggested that you don’t want to release your tax returns because of extreme privacy concerning your hobbies.

(DBSK) Yes

So can you confirm or deny this list of personal pastimes?

Yeah, sure

Drinking

 

Yoochun and Jaejoong (in unison): I Go Hard

Selcas

Jaejoong: I Go Hard

Twerking

Junsu: I Go Hard

Vacationing

Changmin: I Go Hard

Cooking

(Pause)

Yunho: Waste of Time

Praise Dancing^

Yunho: I Go Hard

Eating^

Changmin: I Go Hard

Hiding^

Yoochun: I Go Hard

Fashion^

Jaejoong and Changmin (in unison): I Go Hard

Self-stimulation

 (Self-explanatory)

Doing absolutely nothing on a free day between scheduleeeees!!

All: Waste of Time

While you’re reading netizen comments on various siiiites!!

All: Waste of Time

Naver!!

Jaejoong: Waste of Time

Daum!!

Yunho: Waste of Time

Allkpop!!

Yoochun: Waste of Time

Soompi!!

Junsu: Waste of Time

All the sites!!

Waste of Time

Me:

Them:

Notes:

^ equals “in a higher voice (but not enough for an exclamation point)

Credits: schmoyoho (the creators of the video you watched before reading this post).