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DBSK, TVXQ, and JYJ Fans: Let’s Make Cassiopeia Great Again! Part 2

And the law making continues! Let’s get back to the basics-

2. Thou Shalt Not Derogate, Demean, or Disparage TVXQ without a valid reason.


Valid reasons DO NOT include:

  1. As of 2011, the members in the group are Jung Yunho and Shim Changmin
  2. The fact that Jung Yunho and Shim Changmin walk among us and continue to live and breathe 
  3. Decision of said persons to remain in their current company
  4. Decision of said persons to renew their contracts with their current company
  5. Decision of said persons to not disband TVXQ
  6. Decision of said persons to not change the name of TVXQ
  7. Said persons talking about their hardships in the immediate post-split period on national TV
  8. Said persons vocal capabilities, when said persons have made efforts to improve
  9. Guilt by association,i.e. “I strongly abhor a particular company’s management, practices, and/or policies, so all of the company’s employees must be corrupt.”
  10. The fact that a two-member TVXQ exists
  11. Ignorance based on biased, inaccurate, and/or incomplete reporting

A warning to those who choose to violate this policy:


They will be swiftly called out. In addition, they will not pass go and will not collect $200.

And that’s only the tip of the iceberg…

DBSK, TVXQ, and JYJ Fans: Let’s Make Cassiopeia Great Again! Part 1

Let’s face it-In the year of 2017, a full 7 years after the split, the state of the fandom is in shambles. This series of posts is a list of policies to Make Cassiopeia Great Again. 

Let’s start with the basics.
1. Thou Shalt Not Derogate, Demean, or Disparage JYJ without a valid reason.


Valid reasons DO NOT include:

  1. The members in the group are Kim Jaejoong, Park Yoochun, and Kim Junsu
  2. The fact that Kim Jaejoong, Park Yoochun, and Kim Junsu walk among us and continue to live and breathe
  3. Departure of said persons in late 2009-early 2010 from the five-member group TVXQ
  4. Said persons expressing that they miss their former group members
  5. Said persons expressing that they would like to meet their former group members in person
  6. Said persons talking about their continually blocked attempts to perform on public television after their departure from TVXQ
  7. Said persons performing DB5K songs and/or dances in their performances
  8. How said persons choose to spend their money (unless the money is used on something illegal)
  9. Guilt by association, i.e. if one of said persons or an associate of said persons is accused or found guilty of a crime, the two remaining persons or said person must also be guilty of the same crime
  10. Exposure of skin (excluding genital region)
  11. Subjective opinions of said persons “relevancy” in K-pop industry
  12. The fact that an entity known as JYJ exists
  13. Ignorance based on biased, inaccurate, and/or incomplete reporting

A warning to those who choose to violate this policy:


They will be swiftly called out. In addition, violators will not pass go and will not collect $200.

Stay tuned…

    DBSK Goes Hard

    REQUIRED VIEWING BEFORE READING THIS POST (not an endorsement of Trump):

     

    (Setting: TVXQ and JYJ come together to bring us this after-split tune)

    DBSK goes hard

    DBSK goes HARD HARD

    If we were soft we would not have gotten this far

    DBSK goes

    HARD

    DBSK goes

    HARD

    DBSK goes HARD

    (Older K-pop fan) I’m familiar

    Yes, you are

     

    And we say “sit down everybody”

    And they (newer K-pop fans) don’t sit down

    They refuse to sit down (“DBSK, who?”)

    They don’t sit down

    “Sit down everybody”

    And they don’t sit down

    They refuse to sit down

    They don’t sit down

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    (Sit down)

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    Sit down

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    (Sit down)

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    Sit down

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    (Sit down)

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    (down)

    They refuse to sit down

    They don’t sit down

     

    If we don’t go all the way

    If we don’t win

    It’ll be a mistake

    A complete waste of energy 

    And money

    And money

    And money

    And money

    And money

    Money, Money

    We don’t look back

    And say “I wish I didn’t do this or that”

    (About the lawsuit decisions) We’re not stupid

    It’s a fact

    The thing that gets us in trouble is throwing the first verbal or physical punch

    More killer than the netizens

    We repeat

    We respond to what they did to us

    We’re gonna fight back

    It’s not a one-way street

     

    DBSK goes hard

    DBSK goes HARD HARD

    If we were soft we would not have gotten this far

    DBSK goes

    HARD

    DBSK goes

    HARD

    DBSK goes HARD

    (Older K-pop fan) I’m familiar

    Yes, you are are

     

    (Me) Some have suggested that you don’t want to release your tax returns because of extreme privacy concerning your hobbies.

    (DBSK) Yes

    So can you confirm or deny this list of personal pastimes?

    Yeah, sure

    Drinking

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    Yoochun and Jaejoong (in unison): I Go Hard

    Selcas

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    Jaejoong: I Go Hard

    Twerking

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    Junsu: I Go Hard

    Vacationing

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    Changmin: I Go Hard

    Cooking

    (Pause)

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    Yunho: Waste of Time

    Praise Dancing^

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    Yunho: I Go Hard

    Eating^

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    Changmin: I Go Hard

    Hiding^

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    Yoochun: I Go Hard

    Fashion^

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    Jaejoong and Changmin (in unison): I Go Hard

    Self-stimulation

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     (Self-explanatory)

    Doing absolutely nothing on a free day between scheduleeeees!!

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    All: Waste of Time

    While you’re reading netizen comments on various siiiites!!

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    All: Waste of Time

    Naver!!

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    Jaejoong: Waste of Time

    Daum!!

    yunho18

    Yunho: Waste of Time

    Allkpop!!

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    Yoochun: Waste of Time

    Soompi!!

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    Junsu: Waste of Time

    All the sites!!

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    Waste of Time

    Me:


    Them:



    Notes:

    ^ equals “in a higher voice (but not enough for an exclamation point)

    Credits: schmoyoho (the creators of the video you watched before reading this post).